yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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