they need to just BURY HIM!
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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