you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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