they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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