I must be too annoying 4 u.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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