I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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