I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
