FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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