I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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