He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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