I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
okay pat passed out under dana's car
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
My bed smells like the plague
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