no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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