I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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