I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We don't watch enough power rangers
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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