i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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