Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
My vagina just recognized that song.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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