Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
i've created a new STD.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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