found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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