More tranny stories later!
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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