dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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