You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
im drinking this country out of the recession.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
