They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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