He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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