they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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