how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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