In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Drake has all the answers
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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