Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
