Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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