But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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