Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Randomize
