youre lurking in front of me
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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