I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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