we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
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