On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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