Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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