Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
