no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Floor bacon is actually really good
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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