How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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