He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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