Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Who did Billy Mays play for?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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