Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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