I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Can you bring me the toilet please
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
