He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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