no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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