the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
