People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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