Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Porn is love you can see.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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