How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
do nipples grow back?
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