When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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