You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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