brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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