you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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