CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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