She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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