No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Randomize
