That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I can text with my tongue
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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