I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Drunk is not a location!
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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